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I said, Great idea! We can cover more ground that way
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A chap starts work on Monday. He does a great job and fits in with the work and the other staff straight away. Really impressive. Same on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday and his boss is delighted, thinking that he'd found a valuable new member of staff.
On Friday he phones up and says to his boss, 'I can't come in today'. His boss, a bit taken aback, asks why not, and the bloke says 'because I'm sick'. 'Oh, OK, says the boss.
He comes in again on the Monday and nothing more is said - Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday go by and the new employee is superb again. Friday comes, and it's the same phone call with the same reason - 'I'm sick'.
This happens for the next three weeks and on the Monday his boss, exasperated, calls him into his office and explains that he has no issue with his work , but every Friday since he joined the company, he's phoned up and says that he can't come in because he's sick. It's about time that an explanation was forthcoming.
The employee says, 'oh, alright, I'd better tell you the truth. My sister's recently started having difficulties with her husband, and she gets every upset. Anyway, every Friday her husband goes fishing and I go round there early in the morning to comfort her and have a chat and a coffee. Anyway, one thing always leads to another, and we end up in bed together for most of the day.'
'Oh my god', cries his boss - 'that's disgusting!
'Yeah, I know', replies the chap. 'I told you I was sick'.
I'll get me coat.
If this carries on I’m going to stop inviting people round.
"Oh no, why?" Said the man.
The doctor replied "Because it's putting me off"
he was pulled under by a strong currant
Doctor- yes it does, you need some cream for that.
So the barman gave her one.
Or “foreplay” as she prefers to call it.
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...and to the wheelchair-bound man wearing a camouflage jacket who stole my wallet - you can hide but you can't run.
...and to the man who stole my espresso supplies - how do you sleep at night?
About half an hour!