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"A policeman searched me in a public toilet last night and found a small bag of class A drugs.
"It's not my fault," I said, "Every time I try flushing them down the toilet they magically appear back in my pocket again."
"Do you really expect me to believe that?" he laughed.
I said, "I'll prove it to you if you want me to!"
"Go on then." he smiled, handing me the bag.
After flushing them, he looked at me and said, "Well, show me your pocket then."
"What for?" I asked.
He said, "The drugs."
I said, "What drugs?" "
^^^
that reminds of a guy in a Glasgow bar says tae this wee dude ....."I'll bet you 20p I can drink yer whisky over without you seeing me"
"OK" says the wee dude..."go ahead"
Big Glasgow boy drinks it over
wee dude says..." I saw you!"
Glasgow guy says...." here's yer 20p"
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Batman my arse it's...........
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Seriously: If you value it, take/fetch it yourself
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!