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"You don't know what you've got till the whole thing's gone. The days are dark and the road is long."
This is because most houses can't jump.
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
The bouncer said: “Sorry, I can’t let any of you in without a Thai.”
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only
here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my
testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them,
Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful.
Now listen very, very closely:
Are - my - test - results - back?"
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Key," where a small key is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned as often as needed to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift. So she goes for that.
Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the key and the effects were wonderful -- the woman remained young looking and vibrant.
After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.
"All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've kept turning the key and I've always loved the results, but now I've developed two annoying problems:
First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the key won't get rid of them."
The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags,those are your breasts!"
She said, "Ahhh. No point asking about the beard then"
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!