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What is the difference between God and a pianist?
God doesn't think he's a pianist...
soundcloud.com/thecolourbox-1
youtube.com/@TheColourboxMusic
He gets jalapeno face.
What do cello players use for contraception?
Their personalities.
Dr Dre
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me....
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
He said "Sorry mate, it's all kilos now."
I said "OK, I'll have a pound of kilos."
Kermits finger.
"Who are you?" she asked
"John Smith, sorry I'm late - I was having fun on Primrose Hill and forgot the time .. won't happen again" the boy replied
Then another boy ran into the class.
"And who are you?" asked the teacher
"Lucas Johnson, sorry I'm late - I was up Primrose Hill with John and forgot the time .. won't happen again" the boy replied
And then a dishevelled, out of breath girl ran into the class
"And just who are you?" asked the exasperated teacher
"Primrose Hill" said the girl
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Hip-hop.
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
I've just read a book called 'How To Give Constructive Criticism' and it was a right load of old bollocks.
I described my symptoms and he said "right, I want you to get down on all fours over there" and pointed to a space on the floor. So I did.
Then he said "now get down on all fours over there" and pointed to another space on the floor. Again, I did.
"I'm sorry," I said "but this doesn't seem to be helping. What good is this supposed to do?"
"Well, I'm thinking of getting a coffee table i here and I can't decide where to put it."
A fridge
Or "foreplay" as she prefers to call it.
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Camem-bert
During the procedure he looked at me over his glasses and said, "I strongly advise you to stop masturbating".
I said "Why doctor?"
He said, "I'm trying to examine you".
A parachuting fridge.
A parachuting fridge.
No, it's snow you idiot.
The pilot you fucking racist.
Half an hour, like the rest of the animals.