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What do you call a 3 legged donkey?
A wonkey.
I can't help about the shape I'm in, I can't sing I ain't pretty and my legs are thin
But don't ask me what I think of you, I might not give the answer that you want me to
What do you call a cat with no tail?
A Manx Cat.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It;s the police.
It's the police who?
It's the police and your husband has been involved in a serious traffic incident.
A man walks in a bar.
He is an alcoholic who is damaging both his health and his family life.
Mascarpone....
A snooker table.
Can be altered to suit one's location.
Who's there
Interrupting cow
Interrupting c Mooooooo!
First dog: Do you like jokes?
Second dog: Oh yes rather.
First dog: Knock knock?
Second dog: woof, woof, woof,WOOF,woof, woof, woof,WOOF,woof, woof, woof,woof,WOOF,woof, woof, woof,WOOF,woof, woof, woof, woof,WOOF,woof, woof,WOOF,woof, woof, woof,WOOF,woof,
A stick.
What's brown and sticky?
My Beyoncé poster.
*An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.
Pig with a flick knife.....
*An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.
Peeled baby in a bag of salt.
*An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.
What's black & white, red all over, and can't turn round in corridors?
A nun with a spear through her head.
Shopkeeper says "That's £1."
Then the bloke points at another cake and says "And how about that cake?"
"That's £1 as well."
And then he points at another cake and says "And what about that one?"
"That one's £1.50."
"Why's it more expensive?"
"Ahh. That's madeira cake."
(works better if you say it)
No idea
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea
What do you call a man with no shins?
Neil
What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
Eileen
What do you call a man with no legs or arms in a swimming pool?
Bob
How do you become a renowned Scottish poet?
Stand naked in front of the fire till yer Rabbie Burns
I'm here all week. Try the waitress and tip the veal
"Do you know your fly is open, and your semen is dripping on the floor?"
"Know it? I fuckin wrote it!!!"