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He lay awake all night wondering if there was a dog...
What's white and wiggles?
Come Dancing.
What's grey and comes in buckets?
An elephant.
What white and flies across the sky?
The coming of the Lord.
*runs away*
The doctor looks at him and says "I can clearly see you're nuts".
Because it was dead
A 12inch pizza can feed a family of four.
A start.
He shrieks "What are you doing, Holmes?"
Holmes replies "Lemon entry, my dear Watson, Lemon entry"
Acne doesn't come on your face until puberty.
bohm bohm dishhhhhhh
"Did you hear about Jim. His wife asked him to get a cabbage from the garden and he fell down dead - heart attack."
"That's awful; what did his wife do?"
"She had to open a tin of peas."
"Are you a goblin?" I enquired.
"No", he replied tersely, "I've got a headache!"
I said maybe.....
They'll tell you.
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear suddenly turns to the rabbit and says:
"Excuse me, but do you ever have problems with shit sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit says "No."
So the bear wiped his arse with the rabbit.
.........really, he did.
She drops her chips.