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What's the stickiest vegetable?
The gluecumber.
I ask for sex, she objects.
I've just bought myself the new Jay Z back scratcher.
Ive now got 98 problems and an itch ain't one.
What does Steven Hawking and a table have in common?
They both have legs and can't run.
Why shouldn't you wear Russian underpants?
Because Chernobyl fall out
What's 7 inches long and makes my wife come?
My thumb and middle finger when I click them
My mate set me up a blind date. He said "She's a lovely girl, but there's something you should know....she's expecting a baby. I felt like a f**king idiot waiting in the pub wearing nothing but a nappy.
As for bad gags, can I take the opportunity to say that just stating the words Terry Morgan in a thread isn't a gag in itself! Likewise Metal Zone, Lazy J etc. Thank you..
They played the twist. I did the twist
They played the jive. I did the jive.
They played "Come on Eileen". I got kicked out!
Dear Abby,
I think my wife is cheating on me. I am a working musician and, as you would expect, travel a lot. I have been noticing strange things happening when I get home. Her cell phone rings and she steps outside to answer it or she says, "I'll call you back later". When I ask her who called, she gets evasive. Sometimes she goes out with friends but comes home late, getting dropped off around the corner and walking the rest of the way. I once picked up the extension while she was on the phone and she got very angry.
A buddy of mine, who is also a guitar player, told me that my wife and some guy have been to his gigs. He wanted to borrow my guitar amp and that's when I got the idea to find out for myself what was really happening.
I said "Sure, you can use my amp but I want to hide behind it at the gig and see if she shows up, and who she shows up with."
He agreed. Saturday night came and I slipped behind my Marshall JCM800 half stack to get a good view. I could feel the heat coming off the back of the amp. It was at that moment, crouching down behind the amp, that I noticed that one of the tubes was not glowing as bright as the other three. Is this something I can fix myself or do I need to take it to a technician?
Thanks,
Very Concerned
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......and a razor for the other leg.......
"Are you sure?" replied the other atom
"Yes, I'm positive"
"What's brown and stick-like?".
to find poo.
He just cannot stop interviewing people now :-(
A. Wom..
Halloumi
Baby sucking a razorblade
AIDS
(It should have been 'seamen')