Clare_Bear's smiley happy thread

snakemanStoo

I just passed my green belt ju jitsu (3rd kyu).  I'm knackered, sore and bloodied.

mike_l

My closest, and oldest friend has just told me he's ordered me the new Judas Priest album. Really looking forward to listening to it........

 

@snakemanstoo ; well done, that's a good effort.

 

lloyd

Last evening rehearsing in a piss smelling damp sweat box tonight before moving to new, light and airy Eden of a room.

Bucket

This quote from Charlie Brooker:

"Obviously it's hard to feel sympathetic for a multi-millionaire pop star, but IMAGINE having Justin Bieber's life. You're followed everywhere you go by intrusive news cameras, pornographically detailing your every encounter with scumbag paparazzi. You get whining teenagers shrieking your name, and you have to keep those fickle teenagers happy by jigging about in ghastly pop videos, belting out this godawful shit you probably grew out of a few years ago. Everyone who isn't a teenage girl hates you like you're a Nazi made out of spiders, and every time you look in the mirror Justin Bieber's staring back at you. And on top of that, every time you turn on the TV there's a bunch of sanctimonious parasites on there, getting paid to bitch about what an arrogant, impulsive twat you are.

"If that was my life I'd inject heroin into my eyes, set my Lamborghini on fire, and deliberately drive it at 200 miles an hour into the first wall I saw. But Justin Bieber hasn't done that, which means that despite everything, he's still a pussy."

Phil_aka_Pip

Our room at work is now not only the hippest place in the galaxy, it is also the coolest. We got someone in to fix the aircon.

Lixarto

Zaphod's there?

Phil_aka_Pip

Lixarto said:

Zaphod's there?

He only had the one head and the two arms and called himself Phil but it was him all right ...

Lixarto

Yay!

holnrew

I got my student overdraft today...

Phil_aka_Pip

beers on you then

holnrew said:

I got my student overdraft today...

Deadman

On a stag night in Brighton tomorrow and can't wait to stand outside the grand hotel repeatedly shouting 'Bell boy!' in an inebriated state.

CabbageCat

 

Deadman said:

On a stag night in Brighton tomorrow and can't wait to stand outside the grand hotel repeatedly shouting 'Bell boy!' in an inebriated state.

If you pass by the Hop Poles any time during the afternoon pop out into the garden and say hello. I'll probably be drunk too if it's any time after about 14:00.

Deadman

CabbageCat;303681" said:

 

Deadman said:

On a stag night in Brighton tomorrow and can't wait to stand outside the grand hotel repeatedly shouting 'Bell boy!' in an inebriated state.





If you pass by the Hop Poles any time during the afternoon pop out into the garden and say hello. I'll probably be drunk too if it's any time after about 14:00.

If I see the place I'll direct the lads in it's direction CC! Can't remember the names of most places but we'll definitely be in the joint with the open roof and the green door store later on.

CabbageCat

Deadman said:

CabbageCat;303681" said:

 

Deadman said:

On a stag night in Brighton tomorrow and can't wait to stand outside the grand hotel repeatedly shouting 'Bell boy!' in an inebriated state.





If you pass by the Hop Poles any time during the afternoon pop out into the garden and say hello. I'll probably be drunk too if it's any time after about 14:00.

If I see the place I'll direct the lads in it's direction CC! Can't remember the names of most places but we'll definitely be in the joint with the open roof and the green door store later on.

Have fun. Don't know which you mean by the pub with the open roof - Lion and Lobster maybe - I assume it's not the Revenge. If you do pass by the Hop Poles I'll be the chap with the awesome Pacific Rim Jaeger Corps t-shirt and the less awesome receding dark brown pony tail.

Deadman

I just googled the Revenge, CC. It's definitely the Lion and Lobster

I'll keep an eye out for you, I'll be in a short sleeve blue shirt, turn up jeans and desert boots.

mike_l

After years of not being able to eat pineapple*, with a little thought and slowly putting a little back into my diet I can now eat pineapple again.

I loves me some pineapple

 

*It used to badly affect my Crohn's. I had a small amount of juice to start, now it's half-a tin a day, built up over a few weeks

Phil_aka_Pip

nice one mike

viz

I love a bit of pineapple, congrats!


I'm buzzing, just came back from Camp Bestival where we just had such a great time - I'll never forget it.

http://i865.photobucket.com/albums/ab217/Vizzage/Mobile Uploads/image_zpsefb5b39c.jpg

http://i865.photobucket.com/albums/ab217/Vizzage/Mobile Uploads/image_zpsd4c27725.jpg

mike_l

Viz, awesomes effort fella.

viz

Thanks mate, it was quite an experience, I can tell you.