Things that DON'T do what they say on the Tin

Longtallronnie

Blaendulais said:

Viagra or have i got a bent dealer

What a strange name for a penis

Dominic

  russpm said:

Penguin, ripped one open and it was a chocolate biscuit! Liars!!

 you're a Leopard Seal and I claim my £5

jonnyburgo

99% of waterproof jackets, it always fucking gets in somewhere. 

AlexC

Amazon.
They seem to sell everything aside from tall, ferocious, spear throwing women.
Rubbish!