Write an open letter of clarification to an artist of your choosing.

the_jaffa

capo4th said:

Dear Ian Mani Reni and John, Please can you hurry up and release some new material Yours hopefully Capo4th c/o The Fretboard

Well, this one came to fruition but sadly didn’t turn out that well

57Deluxe

...interesting to see who contributes to this again forgetting they already did so in the mists of time. Even moreso; if they penned the same letter or deviant!??

HAL9000

Dear Brian May PhD,

As a qualified astrophysicist you, of all people, should know that it's conservation of angular momentum that makes the world go round - not fat bottomed girls.

Yours etc.

Gassage

Dear Richard,

Can you clarify if the guitar comes with or without a Bigsby?

Tx in adv,

Billy Punter.

english_bob

Gassage said:

Dear Richard,

Can you clarify if the guitar comes with or without a Bigsby?

Tx in adv,

Billy Punter.

LOLWisWow logjam. 

Meh.. have a LOL.

57Deluxe

I have so may points that need clarification from Lily Allen but I don't think I have enough time on this earth to wade through them all...

Emp_Fab

Dear Kenny G,

Please stop.

Regards etc.

WindmillGuitars

Dear Mses Salt N Pepa

No. I do not wish to talk about sex.

My mother taught me to never talk to strangers let alone to them about such intimate acts that happen indoors

Regards etc etc ..

Reverend

Dear Mr Richie,

No it isn't. Sorry, I was after Shane instead.  

Your's

Al