Friday humour

PVO_Dave

Hopefully this hasn’t been posted already (half the photobucket links don’t work for me)

Hootsmon

Hootsmon

LesbianWithAGun

Sassafras said:

sev112 said:

hootsmon said:

 Why has no-one picked up on this?.

yhis is the most amazing thing I have ever seen - please don't tell me this is photo-shopped

dancing cats and deer - what's not to like 

It's photo-shopped 

 I thought someone with a flash on their camera made a very loud noise to startle two cats and a couple of deer.
J/k.

LesbianWithAGun

Sassafras said:

sev112 said:

hootsmon said:

 Why has no-one picked up on this?.

yhis is the most amazing thing I have ever seen - please don't tell me this is photo-shopped

dancing cats and deer - what's not to like 

It's photo-shopped 

 I thought someone with a flash on their camera made a very loud noise to startle two cats and a couple of deer.
J/k.

Headphones

And a couple of forumites?

NPP

chillidoggy said:

From my Lotus forum:- 

which one was that? I don't think I saw that exchange so it's probably not the forum I use

rocktron

Australian Sensitivity

The sensitivity is really heart-warming....

Three Aussies were working on a high-rise building project - Steve, Bruce and Bluey.  

Steve falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, 
"Someone should go and tell his wife."

Bluey says,"OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it." 

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Fosters. 

Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Bluey?" 

"Steve's wife gave it to me," Bluey replies. 

"That's unbelievable. You told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?" 

"Well not exactly," Bluey says.

"When she answered the door, I said to her,”You must be Steve's widow."

She said, "No, I'm not a widow." 

And I said, "I'll bet you a case of Fosters you are."

Sporky

Not new, but new to me last week.

Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke.

OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke.

OK, I'll hear a TCP joke.

Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?

Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke.

OK, I'm about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline.

OK, I'm ready to hear the TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have a setting and will end with a punchline.

I'm sorry, your connection has timed out... ...Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

AlexC

I'm into bondage, necrophilia and beastiality. Some people say I'm just flogging a dead horse.

AlexC

I went to that Reading Festival earlier this year. It's crap. There's no way you can concentrate on a book with all that music going on.

quarky

A TCP packet walks into a bar, and says to the barman: “Hello, I’d like a beer.” The barman replies: “Hello, you’d like a beer?” “Yes,” replies the TCP packet, “I’d like a beer.”

Bridgehouse

quarky said:

A TCP packet walks into a bar, and says to the barman: “Hello, I’d like a beer.” The barman replies: “Hello, you’d like a beer?” “Yes,” replies the TCP packet, “I’d like a beer.”

Fake. They didn't shake hands 

Hootsmon

rocktron

Kylie Minogue – The Picture That Will Stay with Her For The Rest  Of Her Life 

Make-up and  Hair style.............$5000.00 
New  Dress for the show............$50,000.00 
Giant Stuffed  Bear......................$1000.00

Not knowing how to hold a teddy bear with a microphone in her hand ... Priceless!

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n219/rocktron1948/Kylie Minogue_zpssg2pk2jp.jpg

rawk100

http://i.imgur.com/mOyAVho.jpg

TheOtherDennis

Announcement at the Swiss Annual Yodelling Championships - 

"Could all contestants please form an orderlyorderlyorderlyorderlyorderly queuuuuueeeuuuuueee!"

Nitefly

@TheOtherDennis ; - LOLOLOLOLOL!

tampaxboo

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Teetonetal

TheOtherDennis said:

Announcement at the Swiss Annual Yodelling Championships - 

"Could all contestants please form an orderlyorderlyorderlyorderlyorderly queuuuuueeeuuuuueee!"

Gotta be a pedant. That's Austrian yodeling. Swiss yodeling does none of that. It' very slow close part harmony singing.