Worst film ever candidate

Roysterdoyster

sweepy said:

Roysterdoyster said:

Driven, starring Sylvester Stallone and Burt ke Reynolds. Need I say anymore? You have to watch it to believe how bad it is.

Oh, and not forgetting Vanilla Sky. Yes, it’s much worse. At least I could tell you what Driven is about, but even having seen Vanilla Sky, Ive no idea what was going on.

Vanilla Sky original or remake ?

Oh?....I didn’t know that. The Tom Cruise one is the one I’m referring to. 

tony99

sweepy said:

Roysterdoyster said:

Driven, starring Sylvester Stallone and Burt ke Reynolds. Need I say anymore? You have to watch it to believe how bad it is.

Oh, and not forgetting Vanilla Sky. Yes, it’s much worse. At least I could tell you what Driven is about, but even having seen Vanilla Sky, Ive no idea what was going on.

Vanilla Sky original or remake ?

haha fairly obvious no? the original wasn't called vanilla sky

cpcompany

Dolls by Beat Takeshi. I’ve no idea how this film is so rated. I don’t mind a slow film , but it’s just meandering nonsense with hardly any dialogue.

Another terrible film is twenty nine palms. Absolutely fucking boring shite with a shock ending. 

sweepy

tony99 said:

sweepy said:

Roysterdoyster said:

Driven, starring Sylvester Stallone and Burt ke Reynolds. Need I say anymore? You have to watch it to believe how bad it is.

Oh, and not forgetting Vanilla Sky. Yes, it’s much worse. At least I could tell you what Driven is about, but even having seen Vanilla Sky, Ive no idea what was going on.

Vanilla Sky original or remake ?

haha fairly obvious no? the original wasn't called vanilla sky

Erm, it was over here,.iirc it was called Open Your Eyes in the US etc but tbh my memory at 2am is not at it's best

phil_b

Grudge match

 AKA Rocky vs. Raging Bull as OAP's

AKA Rocky XXXVIII

tony99

sweepy said:

tony99 said:

sweepy said:

Roysterdoyster said:

Driven, starring Sylvester Stallone and Burt ke Reynolds. Need I say anymore? You have to watch it to believe how bad it is.

Oh, and not forgetting Vanilla Sky. Yes, it’s much worse. At least I could tell you what Driven is about, but even having seen Vanilla Sky, Ive no idea what was going on.

Vanilla Sky original or remake ?

haha fairly obvious no? the original wasn't called vanilla sky

Erm, it was over here,.iirc it was called Open Your Eyes in the US etc but tbh my memory at 2am is not at it's best

Abre los Ojos - the original is called.

Handsome_Chris

The Greatest Showman.

racefaceec90

anything by lars von trier 

Jalapeno

Heartfeltdawn said:

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Transformers: Age of Extinction, Transformers: The Last Knight... nearly all of Transformers: Dark of the Moon. In fact all of them without Megan Fox

FTFY

JezWynd

racefaceec90 said:

anything by lars von trier 

He’s made some turkeys but Breaking the Waves was a stunning film, literally. I was open mouthed in the cinema at the huge landscape shots that framed each section and found the whole film very moving. Nothing of his i’ve seen since then has touched that film.

victorludorum

Die Another Day. Not only the worst Bond film, but also a candidate for worst film ever.

fretmeister

Anything with the following words...

Directed by Uwe Boll
Directed by M.Night Shyamalan

LuttiS

Most of the over Hollywooded, same story, same effects, different actors type stuff would fit the bill.. only differentiating factors are the actors and the direction the explosions come from..

That said, worst film would be that one with Will Smith & his kid..

JerkMoans

Hudson Hawk.

only film I can recall walking out of.

Or Mamma Mia.

persuaded by sister in law. Sweet Jesus.

EricTheWeary

JerkMoans said:

Hudson Hawk.

only film I can recall walking out of.

Or Mamma Mia.

persuaded by sister in law. Sweet Jesus.

I used to work with a man called Richard, who's probably in his mid sixties now, who was fairly posh, very prim and proper. Nice suit, nice manners, very serious about work with no small talk and I found him quite difficult to work with. On some boring training event where you are made to do ice breakers I discovered that his favourite film was Mamma Mia and he particularly liked the singalong screenings. So, it has this odd place in my heart for showing me the other side of Richard. 
Although, not my cup of tea. 

fob

phil_b said:

Condorman

Wash your mouth out - Condorman is one of the greatest films ever made. At least that's what an eight year old me thought. I was actually given the dvd of it a few birthdays back, so I must have mentioned it a few times. It remains unwatched in case it sullies the memory.

Of course there are countless bad films but I think there needs to be potential in a film (budget or director or cast or source material etc) that is tragically wasted for it to appear on this list.

Face-Off is my submission. Only some sort of masochistic impulse I have to stick something out (especially if I've paid for it) kept me in the cinema. John Woo, in general, gets my vote for naked emperor.

joneve

Has anyone mentioned Bringing Out The Dead yet? If not, they should. It was terrible. 

scrumhalf

You need to look for three words:

"starring Wesley Snipes"

No need to look any further.

Rabs

scrumhalf said:

You need to look for three words:

"starring Wesley Snipes"

No need to look any further.

Always bet on black!!!

Passenger 57

munckee

Heartfeltdawn said:

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Transformers: Age of Extinction, Transformers: The Last Knight... nearly all of Transformers: Dark of the Moon. 

Did you not conclude after 1 or 2 they weren't for you : )