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  • blobbblobb Frets: 3110
    Cliffhangar
    Feelin' Reelin' & Squeelin'
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  • scrumhalf said:
    You need to look for three words:

    "starring Wesley Snipes"

    No need to look any further.
    Blade 2 is superb, but I think I might be down to everything else aside from Wesley Snipes....
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  • SassafrasSassafras Frets: 30320
    Star Wars.
    I haven't watched them, I just know they're not for me.
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  • Sassafras said:
    Star Wars.
    I haven't watched them, I just know they're not for me.

    I find your lack of faith disturbing.

    Inactivist Lefty Lawyer
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  • SassafrasSassafras Frets: 30320
    Interstellar.
    I wanted to like it but the ending was too stupid for words.
    Up until then I was quite enjoying it.
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  • London has fallen, I rest my case
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  • tony99tony99 Frets: 7177
    blobb said:
    Cliffhangar
    oh come on, John Lithgow is always good value
    Bollocks you don't know Bono !!
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  • ICBMICBM Frets: 72928
    edited September 2019
    JerkMoans said:

    Mamma Mia.

    persuaded by sister in law. Sweet Jesus.
    I point-blank refuse to see this and would probably rather stick needles in my eyes.

    A friend ask me why I didn't want to see it, "because you love ABBA"... I said that was exactly why I didn't want to see it.

    Sassafras said:
    Interstellar.
    I wanted to like it but the ending was too stupid for words.
    Up until then I was quite enjoying it.
    Surprisingly, I didn't like that at all and nearly gave up on it several times until about two-thirds of the way through, then it got a bit better and I decided to stick with it, then it got a bit weird, then brilliant.

    "Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." - Walt Kowalski

    "Only two things are infinite - the universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein

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  • CHRISB50CHRISB50 Frets: 4365

    Rumpelstiltskin (1995), was really shit in every way


    I can't help about the shape I'm in, I can't sing I ain't pretty and my legs are thin

    But don't ask me what I think of you, I might not give the answer that you want me to

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  • Catwoman 
    I would love to change my username, but I fully understand the T&C's (it was an old band nickname). So please feel free to call me Dave.
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  • You bunch of Barry Norman's :)

    “Ken sent me.”
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  • LuttiSLuttiS Frets: 2246
    Sassafras said:
    Interstellar.
    I wanted to like it but the ending was too stupid for words.
    Up until then I was quite enjoying it.
    This...

    Luurrrvvee.. The answer was luurrrvveee.

    Stupid. Stupdistupidstupid. Stop selling it as "super accurate hard sci fi film" when there is a mini man floating in a fucking bookcase saying love is the fucking answer. 

    yeah... annoyed me that film :)
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  • And hello to Jason Isaacs
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  • ICBM said:
    JerkMoans said:

    Mamma Mia.

    persuaded by sister in law. Sweet Jesus.
    I point-blank refuse to see this and would probably rather stick needles in my eyes.

    A friend ask me why I didn't want to see it, "because you love ABBA"... I said that was exactly why I didn't want to see it.

    I was stuck in a small ski chalet when the horrific thing went on. I mitigated my revulsion by getting crawling sick pissed on Glühwein.
    Inactivist Lefty Lawyer
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  • BigBearKrisBigBearKris Frets: 1767
    edited September 2019
    Some of the suggestions in here are really odd.

    Titanic? Abyss? Star Wars? C'mon guys - you may not like it but how can you call it a bad movie? (Out of those three SW is probably the worst technically  - although would be my favourite to watch). 

    Vanilla Sky? - not as good as original but actually quite clever and brain stimulating.  If you didn't "get" the film it doesn't mean it's bad. 

    As for M. Night - he gets fair amount of hate on here. I agree that some of his pictures are cringeworthy, but "Signs" I liked. Worth watching for Joaquin Phoenix alone... 

    I had to leave the cinema due to film being so bad- and it was the Transformers... even few drinks inside didn't help to sit through this...

    "Interstellar" improved massively upon 2nd and 3rd viewing on blue ray- not that bad as I though after seeing it in iMax.

    Honourable mentions: Ad Astra... they actually managed to fcuk such a potential up... great shame.
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  • Mr Holland's Opus. It's an insult to cinema, utterly abysmal on every level. 
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  • SassafrasSassafras Frets: 30320
    Citizen Kane!
    All right, it's a very good film but I think it's been overhyped by the critics.
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  • DopesickDopesick Frets: 1510
    If it was up to me, I'd say The Matrix. Fucking hate it.

    ..but people do like it. Weirdos.

    Anyway...a proper answer would be The Love Guru. I like Mike Myers but this was triple cockhat.
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  • SassafrasSassafras Frets: 30320
    Dopesick said:
    If it was up to me, I'd say The Matrix. Fucking hate it.

    ..but people do like it. Weirdos.

    Anyway...a proper answer would be The Love Guru. I like Mike Myers but this was triple cockhat.
    The first Matrix was good then they fucked it up by bringing out two appaling, overlong, helplessly  flailing sequels.
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  • Nice to see Thomas and the Magic Railroad mentioned  - gee.. let's move half the story to the U.S.
    but.. Legends of the Fall - where the father and his sons all get to shag the love interest, who herself never ages, and the boys sail in shiny polished tea clippers across sun dappled seas Duran Duran style.

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