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And every day this week
This morning’s treat was the idiot in front of me who insisted on slamming the brakes on HARD every time he passed an average speed camera through a few mile stretch of 50mph, despite the fact that his average speed was about 45 before braking!
"Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." - Walt Kowalski
"Only two things are infinite - the universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
People who say “the book is better”. You sound pompous and make me want to take a hammer to your kneecaps
this is probably better off in “shit that boils my piss”
Get up at 8am to get started, wife has toothache (quite badly). So we hunt around for an NHS dentist who'll take new patients for an emergency, find one 15 miles away, with an appointment at midday - so I can't take the spoiler off 'cos there's no real way to seal the bolt holes.
While we're in Oakham, she wants to have a look round the shops. OK, fine. Then she wants to go food shopping...right. After that, it's "Well, while you're doing the painting, I can do the garden, so let's go to the garden centre". With gritted teeth...done.
Get back home at 4pm. 15 minutes taking the spoiler off, then got everything assembled in the back garden, start sanding and...five minutes later, torrential rain.
Oh, and did I mention that she "forgot" her purse while we were out, so I got to pay for everything too, dentist included.
What. A. Wonderful. Day.
Nice place.
Anyway. Told wifey I had a rubbish day, had a row about it, and now I’m relaxing under the aircon back at the house. Dinner out tonight might be cancelled, but there’s a BBQ pizza in the fridge. Every cloud...
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