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Try looking under the bed where you left them last night, you bell end.
Cheers
Gassage.
*An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.
Cheers
Gassage Legal Services LLP.
*An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.
With reference to your inability to be satisfied - have you tried asking her to tickle your balls at the same time?
Failing that you could always ask her to give you a jolly good thumbing.
Yours
Mr R. Eacharound
So you're a cowboy are you?
Are you,are you really?
You're an arse.
Regards R.Sambora.
Thank you for your request for assistance.
We will endeavour to get somebody (and if at all possible, not just anybody) there within the hour.
Please be reassured that as one ages that often more assistance is required.
Try looking down the back of the sofa.I think it's there.
Cheers Dave.
If you don't know the second fucking verse and the risque hand gestures to the song, kindly fuck off out of my stadium.
Yours,
Gassage
*An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.
No, I had enough of the cunts last year, there's not enough chairs and I can't be bothered to cook so I've booked a table for 12 at the Beefeater
Their set menu looks good value.
Seasonal Greetings,
Gassage.
*An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.
As you know,I'm a gay man from Jackson.I was expecting our little encounter to remain private,only for you to go write a song all about it which still haunts me to this day.I had not yet come out of the closet yet you chose to expose me in such a public manner.
I hope your other leg falls off.
Regards C.Badger.
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Yours,
West Midlands Waterways, Canals and Rivers Trust.