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What are you talking about then? And I would rather not go back to the rock if it's all the same to you.
Yours,
Ian
When reviewing the last verse of your opus, Bohemian Rhapsody, I wanted to correct you with regards to your error.
Size.
You of all people should realise that.
Yours,
The Gass (9")
*An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.
With regards to your recent claim for surgery for 'Writer's Cramp', after examining your range of endorsements and signature models, we write to disallow your claim under the regulations of long-term self-inflicted injuries.
Yours,
BUPA.
*An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.
Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21)
*An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.
Dear Miss Emin,
Fancy a shag before you make the bed?
Yours in anticipation,
The entire male chav population of Thanet.
You missed a bit.
Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21)
Even I would not lower myself to that level, Mike.
What I find astonishing is all the idiots who think she's an artist, but everyone round here thinks she's a big con-artist. It's like Harry Enfield's 'I Saw You Coming', but in real life.
Remember me? You used to write me poetry many years ago. Though I still find your work faintly threatening, you may be pleased to know I have had my teeth fixed.
If you want to give it another try just ask!
Ever yours,
A. L. Dente.
I have never been near Mr Hendrix, and have certainly not engaged in any amorous pastimes with him.
Just setting the story straight.
Mr Blue Sky
ELO Towers
Handsworth
Though most right thinking people would consider you a musical genius, can we drop the 'text speak' please?
Eg: 'Nothing Compares 2 U', etc.
It might have been ahead of the technological curve - but it's really not on.
Thanks.
I've been made aware of your frequent unauthorised use of my barn for your "activities". I wish for you to refrain from this due to the adverse affect it's having on the livestock.
Yours sincerely,
Old Man Johnson.
Yes she is. What a pisser, eh?
Cheers,
NG.
Thankyou for submitting your demo for your latest single.
Great song,but I do have some reservations about the title.I know you're a creative genius but have you considered changing the name to something like,maybe,'Purple Rain'.
I do wonder if the general public are ready for a song called 'Golden Shower'.
Just a thought.
Yours,Head of Sony Marketing.
A.Swindler.